As of 8/4-2017, these are the companies advertising on Fox during Sean Hannity’s show. You know, the Sean Hannity of ‘Sandy Hook never happened’ (it did), ‘Hillary killed Seth Rich’ (she didn’t), and ‘Why sure, I’ll allow myself to be waterboarded to prove it isn’t torture!’ (he never did, not even for charity).
So if you’re tired of the fake-news spin Fox News and the whole Murdoch empire has dumped on the viewing public for the last two decades, you might want to let these companies know you have doubts about their dollars ultimately funding an anti-American terrorist organization.
23andMe (was considering it, but now not through your company.)
Australian Dream (I can buy local pain remedies, mate.)
Bayer (Just not this one.)
Beaches (yeah, no, not for me, anyway, since I hate the ocean and avoid the sun.)
Booking.com (who’re your competitors? Guess I’ll find out.)
CA Technologies (a company whose blurb is ‘Architecting the Modern Software Factory’. Seriously. Is this where Ivanka picked that up?)
ClearChoice (again, if I could afford 1st world cosmetic dentistry, I’d look at other options.)
DirecTV (who sucks, anyway.)
Dollar Shave Club (Aww, no DSC, pull your ads, please.)
E-Trade (daytraders have turned the stock market into a joke.)
Entyvio (way to dish on a captive audience already suffering enough)
Gillette (same as DSC, folks.)
GlaxoSmithKline (Well, we kinda already knew you were at least partially evil, right?)
HomeAdvisor (this is genuinely too bad, because they can be a good service)
Hometogo.com (save your money and staycation.)
Lending Tree (already a crock, not surprised they advertise to Fox viewers)
Liberty Mutual (cute commercials won’t protect you)
Match.com (is the STD insurance an extra fee?)
Mitsubishi (nice cars, should know better. Fox core audience is aging out of driving, and xennials will remember you badly.)
My Pillow (this hurts, because I genuinely like this guy’s commercials.)
NutriSystem (it’s called diet and exercise, fools, not pay hundreds of dollars extra for tiny meals. Make your tiny meals, or learn to portion control.)
P&G (Oh, Proctor & Gamble, at some point you might have to quit trying to win over everybody.)
Pfizer (same to you. And you wonder why we take our chances with sneaking medicine from Mexico, Canada, and India?)
Progressive (sorry, Flo, ya gotta go)
Publishers Clearing House (well, they do target the same victims as Fox)
Sandals (same answer as Beaches and Match.com)
Southern New Hampshire University (I see your ads everywhere, and they make you look like Apollo Group and EDMC. This already doesn’t look good for you.)
USAA (If you serve our Service Members, being *anywhere* on Fox is a travesty and an affront to your mission. Shame on you.)
Viking Cruises (again, marketing to Fox’s core aging population, or at least the part of it still wealthy enough to take European River Cruises. The rest of ’em just go to Branson or Laughlin.)
Visiting Angels (same complaint as USAA: you have wonderful goals, and I get that you’re advertising to lonely old people, who’ve been brainwashed to gravitate toward Fox’s pablum and fearmongering. But you’re betraying them with every $ you give to Murdoch.)
And here are the other companies who have recently advertised on Hannity’s show. I’m sure alert readers can see patterns forming.
AARP
Abeka
ACT
ADT
Ageless Male
America’s Biopharmaceutical Companies
American Petroleum Institute
Ancestry DNA
Animal Planet
Applebee’s
Ark Encounter
AstraZenica
AT&T
Audi
Bass Pro Shops
Blue Emu
Bounty
Business Roundtable
Cabela’s
CarFax
Cascade
Chewy.com
Christian Faith Publishing
Citi
CoolSculpting
Cosequin
Crest
Dawn
Discovery Channel
Doan’s
Duracell
EHarmony
Elite Singles
Entresto
Experian
Febreze
Fisher Investments
Future is Kenya
Future Steel Buildings
Gain
Genucel
Gold Bond
Golden Corral
Goldwater Lawfirm
Gotham Steel
Green Mountain Coffee
HarvestRight
Hebrew National
Hello Fresh
Home Instead Senior Care
Hyundai
IBM
Icy Hot
IHOP
Its Just Lunch
Infiniti
InventHelp
Jenny Craig
Jitterbug Flip
Kaopectate
Kardia Mobile
Kerasal
Kia
LegalZoom
Lexus
Life Alert
LifeLock
Linzess
Loan Depot
Marie Callender’s
Mazda
Mercedes Benz
Meta Appetite Control
Mr. Clean
MTailor
Namzaric
Nature’s Bounty
Navy Federal Credit Union
New Skin
Nissan
Non24
OfferUp
Office Depot/Office Max
Orkin
OurTime
OxiClean
Prevagen
Qunol
RectiCare
Reddi Wip
Restasis
Ring.com
RockAuto
Rocket Mortgage (Quicken Loans)
Salonpas
Sanofi
Seabond
SimpliSafe
Smart Mouth
SoFi
Sokolove Law
Stanley Steamer
Starkist
Eloqui
Terminix
The Jewelry Exchange
Tide
Trip Advisor
Trivago
Universal Pictures
UNTUCKit
Values.com
VariDesk
Victoza
Volvo
Wayfair
WeatherTech
Wonder Hanger
ZeroWater
Warner Bros.