A knock-off clothing shill just gave me a wonderful piece of random-generated text. I can’t release it, due to my listed guidelines for this blog. Though I fully intend to adapt it, typeset it, print it out on lovely paper or fabric, and turn it into a piece of art. Which I will then sell.
Honestly, y’all are a goldmine. You do realize I’m never going post random comments intended solely to draw traffic to bogus websites? However, I will be making a fair amount of money off your provided copy. I’ll just change it around enough to follow legal precedent for copyright. So keep those cards and letters coming, hucksters. Every time you post something really juicy, I hear a cash register going off.
In contrast, I promise never to make such profits from genuine comments to this blog. You know who you are, and that I’m incredibly grateful for your input.
In the meantime, I’m back to writing my own fiction.
I just got my first bit of spam the other day. I must be a REAL BLOGGER now! Mine had the added bonus of being in Japanese, so I needed to have google/gmail translate it so I could verify it was, in fact, spam.